Perfectly Generic Item

Perfectly Generic Item
Rarity	Unique
Charges	1
Effects	Absolutely nothing. (A random event will happen a set amount of time after it is consumed)
Duration	Instant
Cooldown	None
Obtain	The Hoarder

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A completely generic and uninteresting item. You should probably just throw it out.

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A Perfectly Generic Item is an item that is obtained from The Hoarder after giving him Gloomy Roses. When it is consumed, it seems like nothing has happened, but a random event will happen soon after it is used.

Dialogue

Upon Use

One of these dialogues will occur when this item is used.

• You toss the object as far as you can. Good riddance.
• You neatly place the object on the ground before stomping it to dust.
• You exact your rage on the object, reducing it to pieces.
• You shake the object as hard as you can until something cracks. This thing is useless.
• You needlessly punch and kick the object until it is unrecognizable.
• You tear the object into a few pieces before discarding them.

Events

• What a nice day. You feel refreshed.
  • Walk Speed:
    • [Walk Speed for 120 seconds]
  • Soul Point Regen:
    • [+100% Soul Point Regen for 10 minutes]

• You stretch your back. Whew, that feels good!
• [Jump Boost for 120 seconds]

• Ow! Something flew into your eye!

• Oh! You stubbed your toe onto some emeralds!
• [+6 Emerald Blocks]

• Aw man... That song is stuck in your head again.

• Ouch! You have suffered from a idiopathic anaphylaxis!

• The time is right. You reach into your back pocket and pull out a fistful of sand.
• [+10 Coastal Sand]

I'm behind you.

The above is played with a loud screeching sound.

Trivia

• This item's name is a reference to Homestuck's "Perfectly Generic Object".